Superman has two weaknesses: kryptonite and pirate
Pirate can speak chinese..in English
When Pirate looks in the mirror,  he sees no reflection,because there can only be one pirate
pirate heard nothing  could kill him. So he hunted down  nothing  and killed it first!
 When normal  persons go to bed, they wear Superman pajamas. When Superman goes to bed, he wears  Pirate pajamas.....Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Pirate during sex, because they are doing the same thing. .